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「NARGACUGA: Midnight Ninja Catdragon」Glow-in-the-Dark "Oops I'm Visible" Pendant
—— For Hunters Who Miss Stealth Checks Since 2010.

​CORE DESIGN

🌑 ​**"Ninja-Approved Darkness™"**

• ​5-layer acrylic shifts from "Why Is It Always Night in This Forest? Black" to "Oh Crap I Forgot Paintballs Red" when exposed to light.
• ​Tail-Blade Engraving: Subtle feather patterns that magically disappear when your Palico needs healing (just like actual Narga fights).

​HIDDEN FEATURES

🌀 ​**"Stealth FAIL Mode"**

• Shake vigorously to activate ​embarrassing crimson glow — perfect for when you need to:
  • Alert every Konchu in a 5-mile radius
  • Convince your squad "It’s part of the strat, bro"
• UV light reveals claw marks spelling ​**"Apex Predator (Terms & Conditions Apply)"** in ancient Felyne.

​**"WHY BUY?" LOGIC**

▶ ​Palico Distraction Tech: 73% more effective than waving raw meat when you forget to bring Dung Bombs.
▶ ​Multi-Purpose Panic Button: Attach to your belt to:
• Blind Lagombi mid-charge
• Signal SOS during "bio-breaks" in 50-minute Elder Dragon hunts
▶ ​Comes pre-scratched to match your armor after 3 Narga Gems farming sessions.