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Qingyi Keychain - The Stoic Swordsman, Now Adorably Pocket-Sized!

He’s the icy-cool swordsman of Zenless Zone Zero—and now your keychain’s newest “seriously cute” companion! This Qingyi keychain blends his signature stoicism with chibi charm, letting you carry his “cold exterior, warm heart” vibes everywhere (we think… maybe).

Product Highlights

1. Stoic Meets Squishable

   • Chibi Qingyi wields his sword with sharp-eyed intensity, but his round cheeks and tiny cape crank the kawaii to max level.

   • Includes a detachable accessory: a mischievous fox trying to steal his sword (Qingyi: “No mischief.”).

2. Premium Craftsmanship

   • Zinc alloy electroplating gives it a blade-like shine, while the soft silicone cape is weirdly satisfying to squish (Qingyi: “…Do not squish the cape.”).

   • Built to survive drops, scratches, and your chaotic daily adventures.

3. Functional & Fun

   • On your keys: His death glare will remind you not to forget them (or else).

   • On your bag: Instantly upgrades your style to “mysterious swordsman chic” (burglar-repellent effects unverified).

   • On your desk: A stress-relief buddy for poking when work gets too real (Qingyi: “…Silent judgment intensifies.”).

4. Secret Combo Unlocked!

   • Collect 3 keychains to unlock the ”Swordmaster Triple Strike” effect (manual imagination required: “Slash! Break! Sheathe!”).

Perfect For

✓ Die-hard Qingyi fans & lovers of adorable contrast
✓ Chronically forgetful folks needing a “stoic guardian”
✓ Collectors who live by “Cuteness is justice!”

Warning

⚠️ Side effects may include:

• Uncontrollable monologues directed at your keychain

• Attempts to make Qingyi smile (success rate: 0%)

• Sudden urges to buy extras “for friends” (keep one for yourself!)